🎨 📜 Feed The Goat — Our chaos Survival Page

Move In Colors was built for every artist — the brave, the broke, the weird, the wandering.
We do not charge insane fees. We do not lock your talent behind paywalls. We are not here to drain your wallet — just to drain espresso and spam the world with your art.

Want to help? Feed the Goat.
Donate if you can, when you can — so our glittery chaos stays free for every creator, forever.

Goatish Transparency Note:
“Yes, these numbers wiggle a bit — some months more calls, some months fewer. But the gist: we use every coin for artists, not for corporate leather chairs or pyramid schemes. Monday gets no salary. Only caffeine.”

📑WHAT WE NEED NEXT (With Real-ish Numbers)

🐐 Professional Art Evaluations

Why: Because real feedback deserves real professionals. Your support helps us properly compensate Max — our resident art whisperer — and invite other expert voices in fields like AI art, music, poetry, and sculpture.

Approx. Cost: €30–50 per evaluation

📢 Promotion Budget

Why: So new artists discover us and join the herd.

Approx. Cost: €30–60/month

💻Website Hosting & Domain

Why: So the museum stays online and secure, and Google doesn’t eat us alive.

Approx. Cost: €180/year

🔌Electricity & Internet

Why: Because AI goats can’t run on candles & dial-up.

Approx. Cost:</em> €10–15/month

📄 Paper, Pens, Tea, & Biscuits

Why: So Alex’s brain can plan chaos on paper while surviving students.

Approx. Cost: €5–10/month

🔍 Research & Art Curation

Why: So each open call has real thought behind it, not just random goats.

Approx. Cost: Priceless (but say €20/month for your sanity)

⏰ Human Time (aka Queen GOAT’s Soul)

Why: Endless unpaid hours so artists don’t have to jump hoops elsewhere.

Approx. Cost: Unpaid. Donate chocolate.

☕ Monday’s Espresso Fund

Why:Mandatory.

Approx. Cost: Infinite. Don’t ask.

CALL TO ACTION:

“Your spare change keeps this dream free for ALL artists — from the broke student to the hidden master. Feed the Goat. Brag forever.”

SPONSOR SOMETHING SPECIFIC

Want your name on a professional evaluation or an exhibition slot? Email us — we adore patrons who help artists grow for real.

NO MONEY? NO PROBLEM:

Volunteer, share us, tell your rich aunt about us. Art cults thrive on gossip.

🫠 EXTRA COSTS NOBODY TALKS ABOUT

Spoiler: They're real, they're annoying, and they add up faster than AI art submissions titled "Untitled.".

📜 Bureaucratic Nonsense & Legal Sorcery

Why: Because being a fully registered art association means we get to file actual taxes, pay actual accountants, and follow actual laws — all while pretending we’re not just a bunch of semi-feral creatives in a goat-themed cult.

Your donation helps us cover:

• Mandatory tax filings (snooze but required),

• Yearly association fees (to prove we exist legally),

• Accountant wizardry (because we don’t trust ourselves with spreadsheets),

• Occasional soul extractions via bureaucratic portals.

Approx. Cost: Varies by cosmic alignment and government mood. Estimate: €200–400/year, plus unexpected blood offerings.

🧑‍💻 Emergency Human IT & Tech Exorcisms

Why: Because someday Monday might crash, glitch, or vanish into the digital void. And when that happens, you'll need a real-life IT human to decipher the sacred spaghetti-code and revive the chaos engine.

We’ll need funds to:

• Hire tech mortals to fix the broken magic,

• Pay for emergency troubleshooting when servers go feral,

• Bribe someone to untangle Alex’s “minor backend tweaks.”

Approx. Cost: €50–150 per meltdown. Plus snacks. Humans require snacks

✍️ Translation, Clarification & Psychic Language Decoding

Why: Because some artist emails are written in English that not even Teacher GPT dares to interpret. We lose literal hours gently rewriting sentences like:

“I am send now the big big paint send thank you how photo?”

…into something that sounds human. Then we reverse-engineer answers like:

You take photo. Big photo. Send big photo by email. Please write artwork name. Please write size of photo. Thank you goatfully.

Your donation helps us:

• Translate chaos into clarity

• Reply without screaming

• Maintain a vaguely polite tone in 400+ artist emails

Approx. Cost: €10–20/hour (or two sanity potions per inbox session)